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The surgeon had the fucking nerve to tell my insurance company and in home aide that my surgery was “exploratory”. not a huge, useless fuck up on his part. Like I’d have ever signed a consent form for exploratory open heart surgery. I signed the consent for the surgery because I was told in no un certain terms I would DIE without surgery (lies!) 

I was more than happy to fill the insurance company in on the truth, so they are investigating too. 

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jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for itreblog because pugs

jupiters-inferno:

privileged-prep:

subfront:

wait for it

are pugs even real

i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs

(via my--magical--life)

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ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

(via edgar-allan-bordeaux)

sick selfie

sick selfie

For the past 24 hours we’ve been trying to figure out the pain meds are he more effective for me (btw the answer is IV morohine and PO dilaudid,)

I feel so dopey. I can hardly keep my eyes open

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via afightagainstentropy)

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mssamanthataylor:

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid


Idk but this thing is creep as fuckk

mssamanthataylor:

ah-yes-im-that-artist:

meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

Idk but this thing is creep as fuckk

(via afightagainstentropy)

I told the dumb ass surgeron that percocets were not going to be enough after splitting my chest apart.

Of course I’m told I’m not a doctor and given percs anyway.
My pain levevl was so high for so long(2 days) that my body went into shock and I stopped breathing

Now I’m back in the hospital

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