I really like giraffes.
My sugar is low. But I’m afraid to go in the kitchen to food or glucose. -__-
I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh
And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.
someone should totally just stab caesar
So today, there was just randomly a group of people walking around with a plastic bag full of burgers and one of them was wearing a penguin costume. They were asking people if they wanted a free burger—all they had to do was take a picture with the penguin.
So I totally got a free burger today. I’ve been craving one for a while so I’m happy.
I think that was probably the same penguin that gave me a gift card to Olive Garden.